June 2013
what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defense against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
I don't want to continue seeing you anymore.
if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
